Have a Fatty Patty's Day? @Rampage4real

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Having a colorful sense of humor is one of those traits that makes life worth living.  Aside from his octagon persona with the barking and howling, Rampage Jackson has always charmed me by his stupendous humor. During TUF season 10, there was an episode where Rampage looks left while thinking in astonishment then describes Roy Nelson's girth by saying "That's a big belleh (belly), biggest belleh I've ever seen." 

Well Rampage took to twitter for St. Patty's day to show that even he's got love for the belly, wishing all a "Happy St. Fatty's day."

Here are some of my favorite Rampage Jackson quotes.
"I can get along with anybody boy girl cat dog fish..... Alien... as long as they don't try eating me, we're cool"

"Well the weird thing about me is that I grew up fighting and one of my friends introduced me to it (MMA) and I was like, 'Whoa, you mean I can beat up white dudes and not go to jail?'"

"I'm gonna put rims on my car, my scooter, my shoes and my everything."  


"They made a Tito bobblehead but that (thing) wouldn’t bobble, it would just fall down to one side and stay there."


"When I beat Wanderlei, I'm a take his belt, pull his pants down and spank him for bein so ugly."

On PRIDE heavyweight champion Fedor Emelianenko:
"He's a baaaad man. He's a nice guy, though."

"My momma said never trust a catfish with a mustache."


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