10 ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity


I'm living up to my frequent blog post efforts already! I found these hilarious...

Do the following :) I personally like number 1 and 4.

1. Sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom at work. Don't disguise your voice!

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the office coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso!

5. In the memo field of all your checks, write for "Happy Pills".

6. With a serious face order a diet water whenever you go out to eat.

7. Specify that your drive-thru order is TO GO.

8. When the money comes out of the ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

9. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!!!"

10. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

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